Why did the farmer decide to try a career in music after a bad harvest?

“If I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?” he asked “Well, I am still young and I don’t want to live alone, so I probably would.” she replied softly “Would you stay in this house?” he asked “I guess I would, since it’s nice and I really like it!” she replied. “Would you let him drive my truck?” he asked “It’s useful where we live and I get a kick out of driving it myself,” she replied with a laugh “But would you let him use my golf clubs” he asked “No, he’s left handed”

At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman: "Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?" The woman answers: "I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?" The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies: "Yeah of course!" And so the woman says: "Good. Then fucking get it yourself you lazy ass."

You can actually hear them say "what the fuck are you doing?"

"You better work!"

Naturally, many of the other pigs found this deeply disturbing and they went to see Farmer Brown to talk about Peter's strange behavior. He told them, "Bring Peter to me and I'll give him some intense counseling sessions." So Peter went off with Farmer Brown. A week later the pigs went up to the farmhouse to ask how Peter's counseling was going. Farmer Brown opened the door and, munching on a piece of bacon, told them “Don’t worry about Peter. I’ve cured him.”

Because they're both right.

I say "That's a good money for a Gay prostitute, great money actually, but who the hell gave you 5 cents" He goes, "Every single one of them"

They usually have something like ten, so you can choose.

He said he’s been sitting on it for a while.

You were warned about your car’s warranty expiring.